Gasp! The entire staff of Ijams is aghast. For the second year in a row, Olivia, our Super Bowl predicting pundit got it wrong! (See WBIR. The "one person's voice" is Jen. Click: Olivia's prediction.) Just like last year, her 2018 pick lost in the closing seconds. A shocked hush has fallen over the nature center. Of course, we are all at home watching the game.
When reached for comment, Jen Roder, the Ijams Education Director and Olivia's football consultant said, "I don't know what the fuss is about. She is only a possum. Clearly we got some work to do, she still doesn't understand RPO. And who on Earth understands the catch rule? How do I explain that to her? In truth, she is really only good at picking the best grape."
Perhaps Ijams Park Manager Ben Nanny said it best, "it was a heck of a game. Opossums don’t really know that much about football."
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